Before I start, the first thing that I should say is that I have never attempted to make my own beer at home before and this blog will chart the success (hopefully) and failings (probably) of a rank amateur’s attempts at home brewing and hopefully offer a little bit of advice as what (not) to do when making your own batches.
Although I would love to have been able to make my own beer completely from scratch from the raw ingredients, my initial thoughts were, “learn to walk before you can run”. So instead of blowing hundreds of pounds on expensive brewing equipment, I thought it best simply to buy a starter kit, the like of which you can find in some big supermarkets as well as your local home brew store. I would definitely recommend a local store not only to support your local business od course, but also they’ll actually be able to give you some advice on what you might need to produce your first batch.
In the end, I plumped for a Youngs Brew Buddy – Bitter starter kit which contained a 5 gallon bucket for the fermentation process, a tin of malt extract (which contains the raw ingredients all handily in a tin for easy usage), a packet of yeast, a syphoning tube and a hydrometer (er, yeah I didn’t know what it was for). All I needed to buy after that was a kilogram of sugar and then something to put my beer in when it was finished. The kit recommends that you buy brewer’s sugar, however I was quite sure that the guy in the local corner shop would not have had any in stock so I went for Silver Spoon!
So after adding all of my ingredients – I won’t give a running commentary as to how that is done since your kit would have all of the necessary instructions – I popped it on top of the washing machine and there it remained for a total of 7 days. 7 days was one day longer than my pack recommended but I had however not had the foresight alluded to earlier to get myself some sort of receptacle(s) in which to put it after the initial fermentation period had completed. There are several options open to you here. You can either purchase a barrel to put it in after it is finished in the bucket, or you can get hold of enough bottles to put it in. Although a pressurised barrel would have been the easiest option, I decided I would suffer for my art and get some bottles.
I managed to get a great deal from a seller on e-bay who was offering 40 brown glass bottles for £12 so I bid, won them, and picked them up. I couldn’t pick them up until exactly one week after I had begun my brewing so hence the 7 day wait.
When your brew is ready for bottling/barrelling, it is time use your syphoning tube. If you follow the instructions on the packet, you will probably have no problems with this, and don’t worry if you get a moutful of your half-brewed ale and it tastes disgusting (at this point I should mention that I didn’t get a mouthful of ale and as yet am unaware as to the disgusting-ness of my brew). So I syphoned it into my very cheap (and more importantly, newly sterilised) bottles of which I had 40. So 5 gallons equals 40 pints and I have 40 bottles. PERFECT! Or so I thought… with no previous bottling experience, I had to take an educated guess as to the level to which I had to fill each bottle. Needless to say, 40 pints of semi-brewed beer turned into 36 full bottles and 4 empty bottles. The only logical explanation was that these 4 “missing” pints had been divided into 36 equal parts and now each of my bottles contains 1 and 1/9 of a pint.
Nevertheless, each of the bottles had to be “primed” with half a teaspoon of sugar and then capped for which I obviously had to buy even more sugar, bottle tops and a bottle capper. Once done I popped them on top of the kitchen cupboards like this:

Will they explode? And how will they taste?
As you might have guessed by the caption of this photograph, I am currently worried that, with them each having an extra ninth of a pint in, they may in fact explode once any gas is produced.
It is apparently necessary to leave them for 2 weeks in order for the second fermentation to take place and for the liquid to become clear. My 2 weeks are up in 4 days from the day of this post so I am hoping that I am past the point at which they may go boom. But what do I know? I’ve never done this before.
Oh, and by the way, I realised when bottling it that I hadn’t even used the hydrometer since I didn’t know what it was for, but after a little bit of research, I have found out it is used to test if your brew is ready for bottling (uh-oh) and it allows you to calculate the alcohol content of your brew. This is done by taking a reading before and after fermentation and using the difference to calculate it somehow… but I’ll worry about that next time. I would definitely recommend doing this of course!
So, watch this space. I’ll let you know how it tastes in a couple of days.